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Today, as my kitten was sleeping on my lap, my boyfriend crept up on us and yelled, "BOO!" to make me jump. I wasn't scared, but the cat was. He tensed up and jumped to the floor. He also apparently had the runny shits, spraying me and the couch on his way down. FML

by nenette / 11/12/2014 at 5:50pm / France / Animals

Translated from another version of FML. More info here: here.

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  • Put febreeze on it. According to the commercials you can cover up anything, even the shits. Just make sure to walk around blindfolded so you don't have to see it.

    #5 - On 11/13/2014 at 1:45am by smackaroonial

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  • If he had the poopsies, wouldn't he have crapped on your lap anyway?

    #9 - On 11/13/2014 at 1:51am by LittleSushi

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