Today, my wife told me she had a surprise for me when I came home. Surprise to me means sex, not a new puppy. FML
by dwood08 / 11/06/2014 at 8:55pm / United States (New York) / Animals
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Hmmm sex or a new puppy is equally as satisfying in my opinion.
#1 - On 11/07/2014 at 6:21am by am_bugg
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Who complains about getting a puppy?
#4 - On 11/07/2014 at 6:24am by ladoom
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