Today, I got high for the first time. Apparently I called my vet and told him my goldfish was barking. I found out when he called me back later to make sure we were both okay. FML
by Anonymous / 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm / Ghana (Greater Accra) / Animals
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Plot twist: you don't even have a goldfish, but you have got a very wet dog...
#1 - On 09/14/2014 at 5:26pm by Earths_Venus
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Must have been some good shit
#2 - On 09/14/2014 at 5:26pm by NeoTabu
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