Today, I tried to blink out a small speck of dirt that was caught in my eye. Instead, I learned what it feels like to suffocate a small, angry spider with your eyelid. FML
by Anonymous / 09/04/2014 at 2:44am / United States (Michigan) / Animals
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Spider hunter.. Death by eyelid..
#1 - On 09/04/2014 at 9:32am by RobertWJV86
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Well now there's no spider to climb up the water spout. You're a monster!
#4 - On 09/04/2014 at 9:33am by Earths_Venus
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