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Today, I bought a new beanbag chair. My cat thought it was a great scratcher and I now have thousands of tiny plastic balls around the house. He decided those looked yummy, and now the scent of vomit and plastic is awful. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31957) - you deserved it (5032)

On 09/03/2014 at 7:13pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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Cats are the best.

#1 - On 09/04/2014 at 5:23am by Witchylady

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Take him to the vet and clean everything.

#2 - On 09/04/2014 at 5:24am by fsomelife

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