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Today, I realized that my dog, who's 11, eats his own shit, and chews bones like crazy still has 10 times nicer teeth than I do. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32745) - you deserved it (7647)

On 08/08/2014 at 3:34pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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Your dog is secretly a dentist and flosses 10 times a day

#3 - On 08/08/2014 at 6:41pm by CallMeWindSock

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When I was little I teethed on rawhides...that might work?

#2 - On 08/08/2014 at 6:37pm by Capt_Obvious

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