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Today, I was cooking bacon while my dog watched me, drooling. I thought this was funny and I teased her a bit. I then slipped in the drool as I was carrying the bacon and she got to enjoy it. FML


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On 07/25/2014 at 2:05am - animals - by fuckendog (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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Smart and strategic by your dog. Drooled for you to fall. it was intentional, i tells ya.

#1 - On 07/25/2014 at 10:33am by 1dvs_bstd

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Don't be a dick to your dog then.

#2 - On 07/25/2014 at 10:33am by Leodak

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