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Today, while sitting on my front porch, my cat came up beside me. I started idly stroking her, only to turn and realize I was petting a wild raccoon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42696) - you deserved it (7881)

On 07/11/2014 at 7:38pm - animals - by and god shat (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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Hey, at least it didn't bite you

#1 - On 07/11/2014 at 11:32pm by gjikvtj

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"Come snuggle with momma!"

#2 - On 07/11/2014 at 11:32pm by EverestMelting

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