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Today, I found a wasp in my kitchen, so I opened the back door and left the room for 10 minutes in the hope that it would fly away. Upon returning, I found that there were now three wasps, a vicious cat and a very panicked pigeon crashing around the room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40099) - you deserved it (16696)

On 07/03/2014 at 8:27pm - animals - by Snow-White (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

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Now if you'd finish your game of Jumanji before you bring devastation upon everyone, that would be very much appreciated.

#4 - On 07/04/2014 at 4:44am by Wizardo

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#1 - On 07/04/2014 at 4:41am by rebeltw

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