Today, I fell asleep while at the beach with friends. Someone thought it would be funny to put chunks of bread on and around my junk. Seagulls have sharp beaks. FML
by zzfreakshow / 10/14/2013 at 8:16pm / United States (California) / Animals
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They pecked your pecker?
#1 - On 10/15/2013 at 3:11am by graceinsheepwear
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That's sexual harassment. Sue the birds.
#17 - On 10/15/2013 at 4:27am by j_cat187
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