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Today, I discovered a brown recluse spider in my house. Before I could smash it, it escaped under the door. Now I'm freaked out and wearing boots and gloves, clutching at my kittens and waiting for it to appear. My dad laughs everytime he walks past. FML

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On 10/31/2012 at 1:09pm - animals - by NotSpiderman (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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I don't blame you. Spiders are terrifying.

#1 - On 10/31/2012 at 5:14pm by Hiimhaileypotter

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The way your dad is laughing, it makes it seem as if he is the one who put the spider in the house just for the pleasure of watching you suffer.
That is the goal of parents, to mess with their kids.

#5 - On 10/31/2012 at 5:21pm by NoorFML

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