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Today, I was playing with my 2-year-old Siberian Husky, when she figured that since she couldn't get to my hand, she'd try to bite me in the genitals. She was successful. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13901) - you deserved it (2030)

On 10/23/2012 at 12:26pm - animals - by buccaneer - United States (New Jersey)

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Well, dogs do love sausage.

#1 - On 10/23/2012 at 4:25pm by EnterSandman

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My one year old husky likes to nibble when playing. Finally breaking him of it after months of trying. A combo of a shock collar that has a beep only setting and beeping him and putting him in his crate for a few minutes when he gets too wild. However, before breaking him, one of his favorite bite targets was my boob. Not fun. But huskies are worth the trouble. Best dogs for my personality.

#3 - On 10/23/2012 at 4:27pm by alycion

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