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Today, I found out that even though your brother agrees to watch your dogs for a week, it does not mean that he will pick up after them. Apparently, it's okay to leave piss and shit all over the deck and floors because they're not his dogs and he shouldn't have to clean up their messes. FML


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On 10/17/2012 at 11:53am - animals - by JennyPenny (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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There's no sense of Family these days.. But Dont worry OP he will need your Help one of these days...

#2 - On 10/17/2012 at 12:52pm by theHIGHroad2

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You should have been more specific. He only agreed to watch them. And he watched them shit all over the place.

#10 - On 10/17/2012 at 12:54pm by DocBastard

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