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Today, I searched our neighborhood for our lost dog. After screaming at the top of our lungs, driving around in circles, and asking strangers, we realized we took him to the groomers this morning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6271) - you deserved it (36562)

On 07/19/2012 at 7:56pm - animals - by anonymous - United States (California)

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Don't have kids. You will probably leave the baby on the bus. ;)

#9 - On 07/20/2012 at 3:24am by zandalee

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And what did you learn? ;)
It's good you didn't actually lose your dog though.

#2 - On 07/20/2012 at 3:21am by Dracoboxer357

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