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Today I searchd our neighborhood for our lost dog . After screaming at the top of our lungs driving around looool in crcles and asking strangers we realizd we took him to the groomers this morning . FML


I agree, your life sucks (6239) - you deserved it (36462)

On 07/19/2012 at 7:56pm - animals - by anonymous - United States (California)

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Don't have kids. You will probably leave the baby on the bus. ;)

#9 - On 07/20/2012 at 3:24am by zandalee

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And what did you learn? ;)
It's good you didn't actually lose your dog though.

#2 - On 07/20/2012 at 3:21am by Dracoboxer357

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