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Today, I had my first ever shift at the zoo. My job is to explain the characteristics and habits of various animals to the visitors. A five-year-old outsmarted me while I was talking about lions. FML

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On 06/06/2012 at 1:04pm - animals - by DuhSteven - Canada (British Columbia)

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Are you sure the kid wasn't lion?

#5 - On 06/06/2012 at 4:23pm by bassmaestro

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Personally, I don't blame you. There are some really bright 5-year-olds out there. But, either way shouldn't YOU, as the zoo employ know more?

#1 - On 06/06/2012 at 4:22pm by Hylia

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