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Today, as I was washing my boyfriend's fishbowl, the fish did a Nemo and made an unholy leap down the drain. My immediate impulse was to flip the switch. Our kitchen now smells like mutilated fish and my boyfriend won't speak to me. FML

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On 04/21/2012 at 2:01am - animals - by gimmeasalad - United States (California)

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"Did a Nemo" That's a cool saying. I'm going to use that from now on xD

#3 - On 04/21/2012 at 5:43am by FearShrine

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F the fishes life ! Ouch

#2 - On 04/21/2012 at 5:43am by JTthePurpleNinja

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