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Today, I had a terrible nightmare involving zombies slashing and eating at my face. I woke up in terror and urine, and found the slashing was very real: it was my cat pawing my face for me to feed him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21194) - you deserved it (3820)

On 03/25/2012 at 1:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Nothing better than being woken up by a pussy I always say.

#3 - On 03/25/2012 at 6:44pm by FMLemur

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I'm confused - was the urine yours, or did the car pee on you to wake you?

"Dammit, wake up and feed me! No? Well then I'll pee on your head. Wake up!! Still not up? That's it, here come the claws of death!!"

#17 - On 03/25/2012 at 6:57pm by DocBastard

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