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Today, I got my dog back from my aunt. Rather than taking him to an actual groomer, I gave him to my aunt because she needed a few extra bucks. My generosity lost me $35, and gave my dog ticks and a bad haircut. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18049) - you deserved it (4711)

On 03/18/2012 at 11:09pm - animals - by tickdog - United States (Texas)

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Never trust your family members …

#6 - On 03/19/2012 at 3:57am by LoveMay

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I bet that situation left you -puts on sunglasses.- ticked off.


YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!

#15 - On 03/19/2012 at 4:59am by HaraAishi

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