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Today, my dog wanted to go upstairs, but she has stitches and was having trouble. So I carried her to the top, at which point she peed all over my carpet. FML


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On 03/04/2012 at 12:51am - animals - by raven_teen_titan - United States (California)

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And back downstairs she goes

#1 - On 03/04/2012 at 6:56am by IndianGiver

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Aww poor dog. I would like to believe that she is normally well behaved and that the stitches are at fault.

#6 - On 03/04/2012 at 7:11am by anelelabel

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