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Today, my dog managed to pull a one-pound package of raw bacon out and eat the entire package including the cardboard. The vets cheered when they finally got him to puke up the entire, unchewed package of bacon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14503) - you deserved it (1579)

On 02/27/2012 at 2:08am - animals - by Kovu - Reserved

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