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Today, I put on a pair of sneakers that I'd left outside, and went jogging. After several minutes of pain, I pulled off one of the sneakers, only to find dozens of baby spiders had moved in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27034) - you deserved it (7822)

On 01/16/2012 at 12:10pm - animals - by moorox45 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Check your old underpants for the momma spider

#3 - On 01/16/2012 at 5:46pm by MikeDa1Da

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That's why you don't leave stuff outside.

#7 - On 01/16/2012 at 5:48pm by ICATiger

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