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Today, I stayed up until 4 am. I was waiting for both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14655) - you deserved it (45864)

On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

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Did you dress as cat Santa? :)

#1 - On 12/25/2011 at 1:21pm by Araoth

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Mr. Kibbles GO BACK TO SLEEP OR SANTA WON'T COME!!!! *Insert troll face here*

#11 - On 12/25/2011 at 1:26pm by Mr25

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