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Today, my roomate's cats pooped on the floor again. He refuses to clean it up saying it will be easier to clean in 48 hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23297) - you deserved it (2178)

On 12/11/2011 at 1:57am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

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Rub his face in it and say "no"!

#2 - On 12/11/2011 at 10:28am by Buttsexpirate

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My dog will eat that right up for you ;)

#1 - On 12/11/2011 at 10:27am by everybodyluvsMEN

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