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Today, I received a few new fish for my aquarium as presents for my birthday. It just so happened that these fish were carrying diseases that left me with a tank full of dead fish. Happy birthday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20713) - you deserved it (1744)

On 12/02/2011 at 1:36am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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Thats horrible, fish are awesome.

#3 - On 12/02/2011 at 10:12am by Moota

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I hope you get a refund!

#2 - On 12/02/2011 at 10:11am by BDTony13

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