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Today, I learned that my hairdo must resemble a rat. I found out when a hawk swooped down and dug its claws into my head while I was sunbathing. FML

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On 12/02/2011 at 12:14am - animals - by inpain - United States (California)

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I would like to believe that the eagle screamed "Caw muthafucka Caw!" as he swooped down.

#2 - On 12/02/2011 at 6:17am by Buttsexpirate

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My hairdo brings all the hawks to the yard and they're like CAWWWW *swoop*

#16 - On 12/02/2011 at 7:03am by nephilim241

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