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Today, I was lying on the floor playing with my cat. I was holding her in the air, when my sister tripped over the TV cord and unplugged the cable. The TV made a loud fuzzy sound, I got scared and threw my cat in the air. I got scratched in the face by a falling cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14954) - you deserved it (22997)

On 11/29/2011 at 11:15am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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Flying pussy

#3 - On 11/29/2011 at 6:33pm by yrkamurka

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Damn cats.
Damn sisters.

#1 - On 11/29/2011 at 6:32pm by TheIsland

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