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Today, I learned that all it takes to anger my sister's new parrot is to walk past its perch. I also learned that a beak over two inches long is very capable of inflicting injuries that require stitches. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19038) - you deserved it (3267)

On 11/03/2011 at 2:22am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

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Congratulations! Your Parrot has learned Peck!

#2 - On 11/03/2011 at 7:13am by MrXerxes5

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the horror :o

#1 - On 11/03/2011 at 7:11am by llamalover96

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