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Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML

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On 09/12/2011 at 9:52am - animals - by squeak (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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One time I brought a new girl home to keep the old one company. She didn't like it so much either :/

#6 - On 09/12/2011 at 12:57pm by SCREAM4meeee

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It's uncommon knowledge that hamsters are territorial.

#1 - On 09/12/2011 at 12:55pm by Freeze

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