Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, I put my cat in the tub for a bath, as he rolled around in some mud. The second I put my hand on the faucet to turn the water on, he screamed, rather loudly. I yelled in shock, which must have scared him further, as he vigorously attacked my face and pissed on me. FML

#17688231
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16294) - you deserved it (10053)

On 09/07/2011 at 12:47pm - animals - by GEFStryker - Canada (Ontario)

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

This FML’s original poster has posted further details. Check out the comment our team has singled out

Anonymous's life also sucks
Today, I had a bunch of friends over for a party. My mom came stumbling into my room,…

slut also deserved it
Today, I finally found out that the tattoo on my lower back means "slut" in Chinese,…

Top comments

Must be your first cat lol. All cat owners know to hold them lil devils down

#1 - On 09/07/2011 at 4:08pm by all4pooh

See in context

+78 | 4

cats hate water the only water they like has fishes in it

#5 - On 09/07/2011 at 4:11pm by mandoalba

See in context

+21

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Max Grünfeld's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Worst Sisters Ever
  • Growing up with a sister can be a good thing. If you're a guy, it can teach you about girls and how to interact with them so you won't grow up to be a sexist idiot who's afraid of women and who can only…

Monday 17 June 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by