Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML

by Anonymous / 05/08/2009 at 11:03pm / United States / Animals

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  • Today, I spent hours crawling through miles of pipe to finally reach the surface and escape the sewer. As I'm about to exit a toilet, a human comes in, thinks I'm a piece of poop, and flushes me back down the toilet. FML

    #10 - On 05/09/2009 at 4:35am by GameRater01

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  • Throw in some rat poison and flush depending on how big it was... if it was too big it might clog
    But it's a good thing you caught it before yo ass sat down on a nasty wet rat lol

    #5 - On 05/09/2009 at 4:19am by amirn86

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