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Today, I was preparing food in the microwave. I hadn't noticed that a fly had flown in until I noticed its melted corpse engraved into my hot-pocket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29390) - you deserved it (5401)

On 08/10/2011 at 1:47pm - animals - by Ser17 - United States

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Fresher meat than what's inside the hot pocket and at least you can identify what animal it is.

#3 - On 08/10/2011 at 6:05pm by tnlander

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I wonder how much you could sell it for on eBay.

#2 - On 08/10/2011 at 6:04pm by saIty

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