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Today, I was lying in bed with my cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, because he hissed and savagely clawed at my face without warning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22842) - you deserved it (5105)

On 06/11/2011 at 6:36pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

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