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Today, I put lemon juice in my hair as a cheap and easy way to get highlights. I left it in my hair and I laid out in the backyard to get some sun. The sunshine wasn't the only thing that found me; it seems every bug in the neighborhood is now hiding in my hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9816) - you deserved it (33122)

On 06/09/2011 at 4:32pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

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