Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML

by dirtyfoot / 01/18/2009 at 4:50pm / United States (Texas) / Animals

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    #13 - On 07/16/2011 at 7:15pm by jazzyjada10

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  • at least he knows where to go in the house. now you just need to work on the exact location. lmao

    #3 - On 04/04/2009 at 12:17am by jaychourox121

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