Animals: Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room....

By bugnose - 16/05/2011 06:26

Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML

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By baugy - 11/04/2012 02:19 - United States - Orlando

Today, while outside, a bug flew up my nose. After I told my family and friends about a faint vibrating in my upper nostril, they all convinced me I was paranoid. That was until that night when I blew my nose and there was the bug in my tissue. Its leg was still twitching. FML

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By sneaky1324 - 18/08/2012 07:49 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I woke up by inhaling a fly up my nose, and feeling it twitching and slowly dying inside my nasal cavity. FML

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Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2019 02:01

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 21:20 - Canada

Today, a moth was flying around my house. Annoyed, I picked up a shoe to crush it with. The moth landed on a light fixture on the ceiling, so I made my move. Dead, the moth slipped gracefully through air and onto my head. So did the light fixture. FML

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By MBean - 24/10/2013 18:04 - Anguilla - The Valley

Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML

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Today, I was singing along to my favorite song when a giant bug flew into my mouth. I was so shocked, I almost swallowed it. After I was done freaking out, my sister wanted to throw the bug a big funeral for its "heroic sacrifice" in shutting me up. FML

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By romainmain - 16/09/2012 22:50 - France - Charleville-m?zi?res

Today, I saw a small bug on the wall, so I decided to send it straight to the insect afterlife by smashing it with a book. The book crushed it, and caused my clock to come free from the wall and crash down onto my TV. FML

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By WTFLY - 23/03/2013 08:17 - United States - Hilo

Today, a small fly flew straight up into my nose. I spent 10 minutes trying to blow/scratch/pick it out to no avail. I can still feel it moving. FML

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Jimminee 3

Monday 16 May 2011 12:07

you must have an extremely large nostril.

max_wilder 9

Monday 16 May 2011 12:07

why would you want a closer look?

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Jimminee 3

Monday 16 May 2011 12:07

you must have an extremely large nostril.

TookaWooka666 0

Monday 16 May 2011 12:22

Should of double tapped it's insect ass.

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Monday 16 May 2011 12:26

this is only the begging, soon the bugs are gonna take over. I warned you all but you didn't listen *maniacal laughter*

Goldenchest 14

Monday 16 May 2011 13:24

No.

thatbitch99 0

Monday 16 May 2011 13:25

The OP (Of the FML) Totally deserved this. Everyone knows not to do those kinds of insane stunts around bugs.

FNFPhilly 0

Monday 16 May 2011 13:48

I wonder if that BUGged you OP

Tcaret300 12

Monday 16 May 2011 13:49

HAHA Not really funny..

zendaddy0 0

Monday 16 May 2011 14:30

yah what's all the BUZZ about

rallets 22

Monday 16 May 2011 16:08

he wanted a closer look because he was nosey :P

mattmadden 0

Monday 16 May 2011 21:41

No the Chinese are gonna take over.

thatbitch99 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 0:01

Why would anyone do a crazy stunt like that? YDI.

This2Rudy 7

Tuesday 17 May 2011 3:40

you always double tap, op, have you seen zombieland?

staceysgenesis16 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 6:13

you should have made sure it was dead! smash that bitch twice.

robotiick 12

Tuesday 17 May 2011 12:39

I triple tap dem bitches

max_wilder 9

Monday 16 May 2011 12:07

why would you want a closer look?

jacobepaps12345 0

Monday 16 May 2011 13:54

to enjoy the look of the splattered bug and all the guts ... or is it just me who does that ...

PurpleRae420 0

Monday 16 May 2011 14:01

To maybe see what kind of bug it was lol I'm guessing it wasn't poisonious otherwise how would you be writing this FML if you were dead!

Hayman68 4

Monday 16 May 2011 15:01

because OP was a girl and she thought she finally did something useful besides making a sandwich.

iSitt 0

Monday 16 May 2011 16:38

it was the dreaded Snot Bugger. it drills into your brain then makes your crawl into the sewer.

metfanatic1986 0

Monday 16 May 2011 12:08

stomp twice everytime! lol

GrooveSponge 0

Monday 16 May 2011 14:49

Yeah haha! It's like killing a zombie. Ever heard of "double-tap"?

CryMoreFMLs 14

Monday 16 May 2011 15:15

BUG: 1 OP: 0 Will there be a grudge match?! Let's find out...

Livinia 11

Monday 16 May 2011 12:08

Haha, smart bug :)

bodmonontheblock 0

Monday 16 May 2011 17:34

hot lady

DaiCarmuhh 6

Monday 16 May 2011 12:10

Sticky situation you there

HubertPL 0

Monday 16 May 2011 13:12

it must have really been bugging him ;)

dannyboy66 7

Monday 16 May 2011 12:11

all i see is u like **** yea start eyeing the bug then it flys up and gos into your nostril yelling ******

tommyboy101 0

Monday 16 May 2011 16:56

haha ******* awesome comment man haahahahaha lol

FunnyGuy5051 7

Monday 16 May 2011 12:12

pour water down Ur nose

iLazy 0

Monday 16 May 2011 12:42

That or sniff some drugs so he either dies or HIIIGH

Pownzeez 0

Monday 16 May 2011 18:38

arent you the genius.

kyanisaurus 0

Monday 16 May 2011 12:13

slimy booger

Nikkitaria 9

Monday 16 May 2011 12:15

That's awful. I hate when I'm going to bed and I hear a mosquito buzzing near me. You just know you'll wake up with a swollen face.

xDeathAbove 2

Monday 16 May 2011 12:16

now snort some meth to make bug get high, sooner or later it will fly out

metfanatic1986 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 3:56

yeah. that'll help the problem!

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