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Today, I played Angry Birds for two hours. I got so into the game, I failed to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realized this when the janitor came to check on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10797) - you deserved it (47893)

On 04/23/2011 at 9:02pm - animals - by bobo - Canada (Ontario)

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wow... no life

#1 - On 04/24/2011 at 3:06am by fishboy112

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That must have been one big ring imprinted on your ass.

#9 - On 04/24/2011 at 3:12am by QuassareVis

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