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Today, I played Angry Birds for two hours. I got so into the game, I failed to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realized this when the janitor came to check on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8389) - you deserved it (34824)

On 04/23/2011 at 9:02pm - animals - by bobo - Canada (Ontario)

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