Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML
by cdn_steed / 04/23/2011 at 9:11am / United States (New York) / Animals
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Nipples are very dangerous things. Especially left ones. Your cat was just trying to look out for you.
#8 - On 04/23/2011 at 1:43pm by Doortje
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that pussy just wanted some milk
#5 - On 04/23/2011 at 1:37pm by randomboy18
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