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Today, I was playing with my dog. His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on my hands and knees to get it. He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34538) - you deserved it (10810)

On 03/23/2011 at 12:21pm - animals - by Username - United States (Florida)

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Don't trick your dog by getting into the doggy style position?

#1 - On 03/23/2011 at 7:03pm by Epic_Phale615

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Don't lie. you enjoyed it.

#4 - On 03/23/2011 at 7:03pm by A7X_LoVeee

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