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Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML


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On 12/19/2010 at 3:51pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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im sorry but this should teach you a lesson.. you dont give a hamster a BOWL to drink water out of. you give them water bottles that hooks on the side of their cage. ugh. idiot.

#2 - On 12/19/2010 at 6:33pm by yourmurderscenex

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Thats why people have water BOTTLES for their hamsters...

#6 - On 12/19/2010 at 6:34pm by Cheeto21

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