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Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11474) - you deserved it (33804)

On 01/16/2009 at 2:38pm - animals - by Fucked - United States (North Carolina)

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I would feed that dog a tiny bit of heroin every day after that and then just stop all of a sudden to teach him a lesson.

#9 - On 03/16/2009 at 8:18pm by Synthetic42

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Smart dog.

#6 - On 03/01/2009 at 1:38pm by Chaos Child

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