Really! By fml - 13/01/2020 07:00 - United States - Huntsville Today, after receiving our marriage certificate, I told my wife about it. She responded with "fml". FML I agree, your life sucks 1 821 You deserved it 250 Share Tweet Share
Today, my daughter got her first period, so I went and got some products for her, certain that I knew what was needed. The lady cashier took one look in my basket and sympathetically asked if it was my daughter's first period and if I wanted help, since I clearly had no idea what I was doing. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 070 You deserved it 222
Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML I agree, your life sucks 57 468 You deserved it 4 808
Today, I tore my ACL while doing physical therapy that's supposed to keep me from tearing my ACL. FML I agree, your life sucks 34 985 You deserved it 2 644
Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 065 You deserved it 354
Today, my husband changed the voice on my car's GPS to Mr T's. I don't know how to change it back. I've been saying, "I pity the fool" over and over again ever since. FML I agree, your life sucks 25 165 You deserved it 5 469
Today, I came to the realisation that the longest relationship I've had by far is the one I have with my hemorrhoids. FML I agree, your life sucks 20 560 You deserved it 3 235
Today, I had to admit to an attractive coworker that it wasn't a hickey on my neck, but a mosquito bite instead. I then realized how alone I am. FML I agree, your life sucks 749 You deserved it 115
Today, I was fired for actively seeking employment with another company. Because of having just been fired, the other company will no longer give me the time of day. FML I agree, your life sucks 24 188 You deserved it 4 574