Today, I had a terrible stomach ache and had some pretty bad gas at work. I tried to head down to the basement for a while to allow my coworkers to continue in peace. About an hour after I came back up, my boss called pest control due to the horrible smell that "must be dead rats". FML
by Funyearahead / 08/08/2016 at 8:44am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
MDoremis's comment : Mmm, protein.
by Singleforever / 08/08/2016 at 8:40am / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by Weightlosshereicome / 08/08/2016 at 6:06am / United States (New York) / Health
Today, I went to a job interview. I really needed the job to keep my apartment. As I was being interviewed, the manager looked past me and stared off into space. There goes the job and my apartment. FML
Today I went to my sleep therapist; I sleep 8 hours a night, but I'm still very tired during the day. I'm divorced, so we decided that I would record myself sleeping to see if I might be snoring. We listened to the tape. Not only was I snoring very loudly, I cry all night in my sleep. FM
by Sleeping moody / 08/08/2016 at 12:01am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
seba7236's comment : Aww. I just wanna hug you. It will be better soon. Trust me.
by ellieinc / 08/07/2016 at 11:39pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, the owner of the restaurant I work at texted me to let me know the manager does not want me to come in anymore. Why? I'm the most praised of the staff by the customers and they love me, which makes the manager look bad. The owner hired me solely for customer service in the first place. FML
by browneyedgirlx3 / 08/07/2016 at 11:19pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
Today, I attempted to bleach the little hairs above my lip. I had it on for about 15 seconds. Turns out that the horrible stinging that I had felt meant that it was not just working, but also eating through my skin at the same time. FML
by AlmightyVoice / 08/07/2016 at 7:38am / United States (Michigan) / Health
Today, I arrived for the holiday across the world that I spent my entire savings from working during college on. I had a slight sore throat, and couldn't manage to equalise my right ear, aborting all my scuba dives. There goes $500 and my dream of being a scuba instructor. FML
by Theregomylifesavings / 08/07/2016 at 4:52am / Vanuatu (Shefa) / Holidays
by Torvaltz / 08/07/2016 at 4:31am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
_EnderDoge's comment : I mean, technically you're not wrong..
Today, I went for a job interview. The woman interviewing me had such a thick accent that I had to keep asking her to repeat herself. She got so frustrated that she ended the interview super early. I don't think I got the job. FML
by what did you say? / 06/15/2016 at 9:25am / Work
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