Today, I tutored a kid for two hours, for $25 an hour. When it came time for them to pay, my mother told the kid's parents that they could give me ten bucks for the whole thing. She does this a lot. FML

By Charity - / Monday 20 March 2017 17:00 / United States
By LittleSprout - / Tuesday 21 March 2017 04:00 / Australia - Melbourne
FML - The follow-up
NewUsername Say more :
Hey, OP here. I'm a girl, so why FML listed me as a guy...I have no idea. Anyway, I'm here to clear some things up. Why we drove so far to see them was because we're both in college and we don't get to see my parents or each other often. My parents and I went out there to celebrate their engagment because we probably won't be able to see them until maybe July, and they had already been engaged a month...
By NewUsername - / Monday 20 March 2017 10:42 /
FML - The follow-up

Today, I have the option of staying downstairs and having to listen to my father have sex with his girlfriend, or moving upstairs and having to listen to my brother's side of cybersex with his girlfriend. FML

Born2Goth Say more :
Hey this is mine, I didn't realize it got published. I don't actually live at my dad's house, I was just visiting. So I don't really have any friends there and It was really late at night so I didn't really have anywhere else to go. The only headphones I had were not at all noise canceling, even when playing loud music. I did end up moving upstairs but that's only because that's where I was sleeping....
By FeelingAwkward - / Monday 20 March 2017 10:19 /
By Karen1428 - / Sunday 19 March 2017 07:00 / United States - Rockaway Park
By TheLostCauseFML - / Friday 17 March 2017 18:00 / United States - Hemphill
By Anon - / Friday 17 March 2017 13:00 / Australia
FML - The follow-up

Today, I spent $300 just to find out my dog likes to drink a lot of water and then pee everywhere. FML

Morigyn Say more :
This one's mine! Kind of weird to see it here. Anyway, the vet did several (pricey) tests to find out why my dog drinks so much and pees everywhere. The title pretty much nailed it, he's an asshole.
By Brokedogowner - / Friday 17 March 2017 16:46 /
By Lemon. Rainbow - / Friday 17 March 2017 07:00 / United States - Salt Lake City
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