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Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML

#2172
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13692) - you deserved it (25447)

On 01/22/2009 at 10:14am - misc - by insearch4i - United States (Arizona)

Today, I thought it'd be cool and trendy to buy a Blackberry Storm. FML

#2165
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5495) - you deserved it (31032)

On 01/22/2009 at 9:38am - misc - by fecurtis - United States (Virginia)

Today, I work for a boss who does everything he can to singlehandedly ruin our company and drive us into the ground. I just got an e-mail from him saying I need to be a more positive and energetic role-model for our team. Pot… meet Kettle. FML

#2158
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14885) - you deserved it (1887)

On 01/22/2009 at 7:45am - work - by DarkPain - United States (California)

Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm immature. I'm 30. FML

#2154
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7983) - you deserved it (55324)

On 01/22/2009 at 7:06am - love - by Benji - Sent from mobile version

Today, I decided to get a Blizzard from Dairy Queen. As bent down to put my pen away, my Blizzard somehow defied the laws of gravity and fell on me. FML

#2150
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15836) - you deserved it (3552)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:10am - love - by sadtimes - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I drove to my university to pick up forms and books. When I parked at 2:58 there was 30 mins on the meter. I returned at 3:32 only to find a parking ticket issued at 3:31. The worst part is, the books were not available until next week and I could've got the forms online. FML

#2149
10 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16867) - you deserved it (3783)

On 01/22/2009 at 5:48am - misc - by unifail - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, my parents woke me up in the middle of the night when they got in a huge argument and started yelling at each other. I was up all night. They decided to make it up to each other. They kept me up all night again. FML

#2137
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38531) - you deserved it (2015)

On 01/22/2009 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was making a smoothie. I didn't plug in the blender until after all the ingredients were inside. I pushed the 'on' button. It was still on when I went to plug it in. With no lid. FML

#2132
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4419) - you deserved it (26884)

On 01/22/2009 at 2:02am - misc - by JBone - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML

#2119
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18616) - you deserved it (3483)

On 01/21/2009 at 7:44pm - misc - by Daryll - United States (California)

Today, I was hitting on a girl that was getting ready to walk into the same class as I. We were waiting outside the room, and I told her that I heard the Professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down in a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

#2109
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9364) - you deserved it (31064)

On 01/21/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by footinmouth - United States (Iowa)

Today, my study partner for my biology class didn't go to lecture. Not once has he gone to lecture. I went to almost every lecture. He got better grades than I did. FML

#2101
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19185) - you deserved it (3158)

On 01/21/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by noodle - United States (California)

Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML

#2075
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16412) - you deserved it (9421)

On 01/21/2009 at 3:06pm - love - by stanDman - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to the bathroom and didn't realize my skirt was tucked in my ugliest underwear until I reached the elevator. Thanks for not telling me girl-in-the-yellow-shirt. FML

#2059
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16598) - you deserved it (4082)

On 01/21/2009 at 12:56pm - misc - by Ella - United States (California)



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