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Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket. FML

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By Daddy - / Monday 3 March 2008 03:33 /

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Today, the weather was nice, so I went for a ride on my motorbike. I sneezed inside my helmet. Full-face helmet, might I add. FML

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By TheBiker - / Saturday 1 March 2008 05:54 /

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France

Today, I finally get to know the girl from my college that I've been into for months. The conversation is pleasant. We live in the same neighborhood. I say that the restaurant I live above is really disgusting. Turns out it belongs to her parents. FML

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By lpilou - / Saturday 1 March 2008 04:33 / France

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Today, I was enjoying my last day of Spring Break in Panama City. I got up to dance on the stage at the Holiday Inn in front of hundreds of college kids....

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head during the horror flick we were watching. Little did I know, my girlfriend isn't a big fan of horror films. It...

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Today, while spending the night at a friend's house, I was woken up by someone kicking me. I figured she was having a nightmare, and since we were sharing...

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Today, I surprisingly found two empty seats on the subway. Before anyone could get to them, I rushed and triumphantly sat down, enjoying my victory, until...

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Today, I decided to go topless at the beach to celebrate my weigh loss and recent singleness. However I forgot redheads and sun without sunscreen don't...

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Today, we finally got the power back on after a 16 hour long blackout. We also finally located my 25-year-old cousin who is deeply afraid of the dark....

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Today, I went on my first date in a year with a guy I met just a couple hours ago. I went back to my hotel to get better dressed and met him at the bar....

Singapore

Today, on my second week in my new job, I opened my desk drawer of snacks. Apparently no one had bothered to tell me that there's an office rat or mouse...

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Today, me and my boyfriend had sex but stopped when I felt pain down stairs. That evening he wanted me to go to the emergency room but I wanted to sleep...

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Today, my mother-in-law and I were having a lovely chat about my partner, until, she asked me if "he was good in bed?" and saying things like "I've seen it, great length. I'm jealous." FML

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