World Today, the weather was nice, so I went for a ride on my motorbike. I sneezed inside my helmet. Full-face helmet, might I add. FML I agree, your life sucks 344 I agree, your life sucks 344 You deserved it 35 You deserved it 35 14 4 0 5 18 By TheBiker - / Saturday 1 March 2008 05:54 /
World France Today, I finally get to know the girl from my college that I've been into for months. The conversation is pleasant. We live in the same neighborhood. I say that the restaurant I live above is really disgusting. Turns out it belongs to her parents. FML I agree, your life sucks 364 I agree, your life sucks 364 You deserved it 82 You deserved it 82 1 5 1 8 21 By lpilou - / Saturday 1 March 2008 04:33 / France
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2 Today, I was getting a bikini wax to prove to my husband that I could be sexy despite being five months pregnant. As the woman was applying the wax, she...
3 Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend a few years after I slept with his boss and got him fired. He is now a multi-millionaire investor and won't take me back....
4 Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel...
Today I had to have some blood taken for tests. The nurse saw my old self harm scars, looked at me and said “don’t worry boy, I also would probably cut... I agree, your life sucks 2 I agree, your life sucks 2 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Today, I talked to a recruiter about joining the Navy, apparently my allergy to raw fruits and vegetables disqualifies me from enlisting. FML I agree, your life sucks 0 I agree, your life sucks 0 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Today, my 2-year-old learned how to open the fridge lock. I came out of the bathroom to what she called a "scrambled egg breakfast". FML
FML's Christmas Bingo! Cross off each subject as it is mentioned during your Christmas with family and/or friends!
Today, I drove 2 hours to spend the night with a man who I have been seeing for a few weeks. We had sex for the first time. About an hour later, he told... I agree, your life sucks 5574 I agree, your life sucks 5574 You deserved it 1337 You deserved it 1337 31
Today, I secretly turned off the internet to see what my kids would do. Barely 10 minutes later, I caught my oldest son masturbating to a photo of my sister... I agree, your life sucks 4482 I agree, your life sucks 4482 You deserved it 1200 You deserved it 1200 38
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