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Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML

#803
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On 01/07/2009 at 10:59pm - love - by KiloLima01 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML

#800
29 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 9:28pm - misc - by Donezoo - United States (California)

Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML

#798
93 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by Lou Czar - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boss called me in to tell me I had got a raise. I bought a $1500 Chanel bag. Two hours later he called me in to tell me he was kidding. FML

#792
126 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 4:54pm - money - by Perdedor - United States (New York)

Today, I fell in love with a girl on the internet, she's great and funny. She says she's 16, but everyone keeps telling me she's only 11 and that I'm a pedophile. FML

#781
83 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 3:17pm - love - by Sidney - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I lost my third phone in a year. Making it a grand total of 11 telephones lost or stolen in the past 3 years. FML

#780
51 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 2:57pm - misc - by failphone - United States (California)

Today, my ex girlfriend that I still love sent me a text, quote "I still love you, but i'm not IN love with you" um. what? FML

#779
99 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by wtf - United States (Michigan)

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

#777
80 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 12:00pm - love - by Faxshadow - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I went out to lunch with two friends from high school. We saw a girl that we graduated with at the restaurant. The girl gave both of them hugs and introduced herself to me. FML

#748
18 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by bex - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out that my wife sent nudie pics to her ex-husband. My wife's excuse for the pics? "I needed a compliment because I thought you didn't love me." FML

#737
38 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 10:25am - love - by beno - United States (Texas)

Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML

#727
38 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 10:22am - intimacy - by shocked1 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was just taking a wank with my laptop on low battery. Almost finished when my laptop died. FML

#735
54 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 10:07am - intimacy - by Noname - United Kingdom (Wokingham)

Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML

#725
53 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 6:43am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version



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