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Today, I got up at five, got dressed, and walked halfway to work in the snow. I then realized that it's Sunday. I also forgot my keys. FML

#1426
12 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 6:11am - work - by Bitch its me - Korea Republic of (Kyonggi-do)

Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online. FML

#1399
62 comments

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On 01/16/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was naked in bed. I was eating vanilla yogurt and it spilt. My dad walked in and then apologized that he had walked in on me while I was masturbating. FML

#1395
72 comments

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On 01/16/2009 at 5:10pm - misc - by stellarshaun - United States (California)

Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML

#1389
70 comments

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On 01/16/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Ohai - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

#1388
34 comments

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On 01/16/2009 at 3:43pm - love - by Noname - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML

#1384
117 comments

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On 01/16/2009 at 2:38pm - animals - by Fucked - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I sent my sister a text about how fat I was becoming and looking as disgusting as my ex husband. When I checked to see if she had received it I saw that I had accidentally sent it to my ex father in law. FML

#1378
24 comments

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On 01/16/2009 at 12:51pm - misc - by abbacjt - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend struck up a conversation about the reproductive systems of seahorses. We were getting intimate at the time. FML

#1374
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19843) - you deserved it (1971)

On 01/16/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Noname - United Kingdom

Today, my ex told me he broke up with me because he loved me, and that he was afraid of the commitment. He's living with his new girlfriend now. FML

#1354
11 comments

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On 01/16/2009 at 9:58am - love - by Down - United States (Nevada)

Today, I took a crap at work. When I go to flush the toilet, it clogs and begins to overflow. I leave the bathroom the way it is and as I walk out, my boss comes in. FML

#1353
16 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12076) - you deserved it (7214)

On 01/16/2009 at 9:45am - work - by DonPedro - United States (New York)

Today, my partner and I were informed by the man we had a three-way with, the first one after having finally screwed up the courage to do it, that he has mono. I don't feel so good. FML

#1345
58 comments

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On 01/16/2009 at 8:36am - intimacy - by fd - United States (Alabama)

Today, my boss reeks of mothballs. We share a cubicle. FML

#1339
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14090) - you deserved it (1458)

On 01/16/2009 at 7:19am - work - by misc - United States (New Jersey)



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