by nowsingle / 07/03/2010 at 12:04am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by peanuts / 07/03/2010 at 12:04am / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I was relaxing on the couch after a long day with my annoying aunt when I heard my sister come in from the garage. I loudly asked, "Do you think Aunt Stacy knows everybody doesn't like her?" It wasn't my sister. It was my aunt returning my purse I had left in her car. FML
by katara / 07/02/2010 at 7:53pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by mylifesucks / 07/02/2010 at 6:25pm / Miscellaneous
by yrfavweapon / 07/02/2010 at 3:29pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML
by Tim / 07/02/2010 at 11:43am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
OhTyler's comment : You deserve it, you fat sack of shit.
by Mikimiks93 / 07/02/2010 at 11:05am / South Africa (Limpopo) / Transportation
by lmao4eva93 / 07/02/2010 at 12:21am / United States (North Carolina) / Work
by slut / 07/01/2010 at 9:07pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
palatapus's comment : Lol you should've told her.
by cooldude / 07/01/2010 at 11:19am / United States (Arkansas) / Transportation
Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML
by jane smith / 07/01/2010 at 8:11am / Australia (Australian Capital Territory) / Intimacy
by Username / 07/01/2010 at 12:55am / Miscellaneous
by JH / 06/30/2010 at 9:43pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
chocolatemocha's comment : 1. He's saying that you're beautiful. 2. He won't listen to what anyone else says about you. Why is that so bad?
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…