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yesterday it was my 18th brthday. I got one thing: a fancy electric toothbrush from my little sister. I would say I'm happy to have something rather than nothing, except, fir as long as the toothbrush works, there will be a Hannah Montana concert going on in my mouth. FML

#2935606
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On 06/16/2009 at 7:14am - misc - by BirthdayTeeth - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

I facabookad my friands about my upcoming birthday party... and told tham to kaap tha data fraa. I got savaral rasponsas talling ma that's not possibla... bacausa that's tha day tha naw Harry Pottar movia comas out. FML

#2935549
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On 06/16/2009 at 7:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... daugter finally walked down te aisle wit a man se loves very muc. Wile I was escorting er... I managed to trip and fall down revealingat I've been trying to ide all of tis time: siny gleaming bald ead tat soweden wig fell off. FML

#2935439
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On 06/16/2009 at 6:49am - misc - by Unlucky (man) - Saudi Arabia (Ar Riyad)

Today, my daugter asked me if we can make sticker art. Of course I said it was ok so se went to looool get some stickers. I wondered were se was going wen se walked into te batroom, but I didn't ask. I left te room an wen I cummed back, er paper was blank an my pads were stuck to te wall. FML

#2935296
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On 06/16/2009 at 6:35am - kids - by inboxbuddies (woman) - Saudi Arabia (Ash Sharqiyah)

Today , I stepped outside to wait 4 a cute guy to arrive after arduously preparing 4 our first date. Just as he rounded the corner , I tripped over the last stair and landed headfirst into mah mom's fresh pot of snapdragons. My mom uses compost and manure 4 her plants.

#2934855
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On 06/16/2009 at 5:13am - love - by flowerfail (woman) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, MY TODDLER PED IN HIS POTTY FOR THE FIRST TIME. HE WAS SO EXCITD TO SHOW ME THAT HE FLUNG THE POT IN THE AIR DOUSING MY FACE WITH HIS PISS. THEN HE LAUGHD. FML

#2933331
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On 06/16/2009 at 3:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was enjoying some much needd serenity while I ate lunch in an empty park. To mah surprise, an older, clean cut man in a suit sits on the bench next to me. Without saying a word, he unleashes the most foul of farts I've ever witnessd, gets up, gives me a nod an leaves. FML

#2932416
201 comments

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On 06/16/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by Tim (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I rented some movies in attempts to cheer up my best friend!! Her husband just died a few weeks ago in a helicopter accident!! I was in a rush and didn't read the descriptions of the two films, one was about a plane crash where all the passengers died!! She cried through the entire movie!! big fat FML

#2931703
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On 06/16/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by idiotfriend (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I received the box my parents sent me fir my brthday. Contents were a travel frst-aid kit, and a remote control robot toy, with an age recommendation on the box of 8. I'm 29. They thought that since I'm an engineer I would like the toy. They also think I'll hurt myself with it. FML

#2929897
96 comments

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On 06/16/2009 at 12:39am - misc - by JustAGiftCardPlease (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Yastarday , I raachad into my fridga to grab a strawbarry soda!! I noticad tha can had startad to laak from tha top so I slurpad up tha spilt rad liquid on tha top of tha can!! I raalizad it wasn't soda , but blood from a dafrosting staak on tha shalf abova it!! FML

#2929872
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On 06/16/2009 at 12:38am - misc - by kjmsit (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today , we had our divorce hereing and now it is final. As we were leaving the courthouse , I told mah ex-wife how happy I was that we were finally free from each other. Then mah junky old van wouldn't start and I had to beg her 4 a ride home. FML

#2929763
88 comments

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On 06/16/2009 at 12:35am - love - by Aerostar (man) - United States (Indiana)

today I looool was using a public bathroom when a woman backs in, pulls down her pants, and sits on mah lap. Needless to say she didn't even notice I was there until I hyperventilated. FML

#2928893
108 comments

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On 06/16/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by yourmom (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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