Today, I was at a school rally I was talking to my friends when I noticed the entire gym had gotten quiet. Not knowing why I thought it would be funny to yell out "it's too quiet!" apparently it was a moment of silence for a teacher that had recently died. FML
theman34's comment : you dick
by MafiaWarsWidow / 02/04/2010 at 8:35pm / Australia (Victoria) / Geek
Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML
by luciaspiano / 02/04/2010 at 7:47pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Transportation
by stoopidpoop / 02/04/2010 at 7:29pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by Ewwwwww / 02/04/2010 at 1:53pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I am meeting my boyfriend's very conservative parents for the first time, so I decided to dress appropriately and curl my hair to match. In so doing, I accidentally touched the iron to my neck, and now I have a burn there that closely resembles a hickey. FML
by Minabee / 02/04/2010 at 1:28pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
by EchoDearEcho / 02/04/2010 at 9:52am / Australia (Queensland) / Love
bhsnare's comment : then dump your boyfriend and save him the trouble of having an unloyal girlfriend, ya?
idkweird's comment : Why did you have 500 dollars easily accessible to a child?
Today, my girlfriend decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches. FML
by littlespoon / 02/04/2010 at 3:40am / United States (Oregon) / Health