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Today, I was flrting with this cute grl from Croatia that is part of the mah exchange group in Holland. After a few beers and some smooth talking, she ld me inside to a closd off room. We were about to have sex when her boyfriend of 2 years calld and proposd to her. FML

#3528367
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On 07/06/2009 at 3:33pm - intimacy - by jadkins - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

2day my neigbor knockd on my door and left a note tat said "Please stop singing in te sower. You're terrible, and everyone in te building can ear you." FML

#3528361
96 comments

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On 07/06/2009 at 3:33pm - misc - by WhitneyHouston (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Yesterday , being on my boyfriend's street bike fir ten minutes gave me an orgasm!! My boyfriend of three yeres , who constantly tries so hard to get me looool to , has never given me an orgasm!! FML

#3528123
153 comments

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On 07/06/2009 at 3:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I come home to find mah nephew holding pieces of mah new $3,500 Sony Video Camera. He told me he threw it out the window because it was a portal for aliens. FML

#3527232
125 comments

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On 07/06/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by AidenFromSweden (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today , I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 yeres to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. fat FML

#3524400
444 comments

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On 07/06/2009 at 6:51am - love - by dumpedovergame (woman) - United States (California)

2day mah sister got her car repossessd. In order to get it back, mah mom took $4,000.00 out of mah bank account promising she would pay it back within a few months. She lost her job. mega FML

TADAY I WAS SKATING WITH MAH FRIENDS AND I DECIDD TO GO TO THE GAS STATION TO GET A PACK OF CIGS. THE LAST THING I REMEMBER HEARING WAS "LOOK OUT!" I AM NOW WITH TWENTY STITCHES CUZ SOME IDIOT BET HE COULD THROW A BRICK FARTHER THAN ANOTHER GUY. REAL FML

#3522499
154 comments

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On 07/06/2009 at 2:49am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today..!! I cummd home and found out that mah new roommate...ho smokes half a pack of cigarettes a day and drinks heavily 5 nights a week..!! had smashd mah $300 bong cuz "wed is a horrible and deadly drug that will kill u slowly." real FML

Today I was leaving a cafe with some of friends. I had to sit in the back by myself. I opened the door when I saw an old woman needing help getting to her car cuz it was raining. I shut the door and went to help. My friends thought I had gotten in. I was left in the rain with no phone. FML

#3518041
61 comments

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On 07/06/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by FriendsSuck (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today... I went over to get some ice cream. I found a rare parking spot in front of the store... and even had change in mah pocket. After feeding the meter... A lady comes up to me and tells me that the meter was free after 8 o'clock. I paid 50 cents 4 it. I was 50 cents short 4 mah ice cream. FML

#3517993
43 comments

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On 07/06/2009 at 12:03am - money - by icecreamer (man) - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY , I WAS SNUGGLING IN BD WITH GIRLFRIEND. SHE WAS DEPRESSD , SO I COMPLIMENTD HER STRONG LEGS , SAYING THEY WERE "LIKE A HORSE." I SPENT THE NEXT HOUR AND A HALF TRYING TO STOP HER CRYING. FML

#3517987
194 comments

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On 07/06/2009 at 12:03am - love - by Seabiscuit (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was babysitting. The kids were thirsty, so I poured them both a cup of the green juice I'd found in a jug in thier fridge. They downed it in a flash. It wasn't until later on after I'd poured myself a cup and taken a sip, I realized I had given them margarita mix. The kids r 4 and 2. FML

#3515386
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15352) - you deserved it (54027)

On 07/05/2009 at 10:39pm - kids - by smth (woman) - United States (Utah)



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