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TODAY... I WENT TO A NEON THEMED PARTY. STANDING BY THE UV LIGHT... I LOOKED DOWN AND REALISED MAH PAD WAS GLOWING THROUGH MAH TIGHTS. FML

#3741117
352 comments

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On 07/14/2009 at 8:23am - misc - by paddy (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I received an email with a link to a story about a manho lost 650 pounds. I ignored it, until I sawho sent it. My mom, with the message "Maybe there's hope 4 you." FML

#3740812
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41314) - you deserved it (8110)

On 07/14/2009 at 7:41am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, mah crush came over and we began to fool around. He started to kiss mah stomach, and justhen I was getting into it, he pulled away with a disgusted look on his face, wiped his mouth, and said, "We'll continue thishen you get rid of all your bellybutton lint." mega FML

#3740095
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19204) - you deserved it (58016)

On 07/14/2009 at 5:41am - intimacy - by unlucky_number13 (woman) - United States (California)

Taday I went to a pet store to adopt a dog. I got a medium sizd lab, a dog crate, and a few toys, then put his crate in the back of my truck and the dog in his crate. On the way home I realizd I forgot dog bowls and some dog food. I went back, andhen I got back out to my truck, my dog was gone. My stereo too. FML

#3739737
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48870) - you deserved it (7727)

On 07/14/2009 at 4:55am - animals - by doggone (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , I cummed out to mah dad. He called me weak minded an said that he has never been more disappointed in me. I didn't come out as gay. I cummed out as a vegetarian. fat FML

#3737947
368 comments

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On 07/14/2009 at 2:58am - misc - by pkstarstorm (man) - United States (New York)

Today , I realizd my new kitten is the spawn of the devil. It decidd to go get itself stuck in a tree. I trid to climb up to rescue it. But it kept climbing higher. I looool was about to grab the cat when I fell. The cat then jumpd down and startd purring. FML

#3731184
145 comments

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On 07/13/2009 at 11:03pm - animals - by WearingOff (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY I WAS HAVING DINNER WITH SOME FRIENDS AT AN APPLEBEES. I COULDN'T DECIDE ONHAT I WANTED AND AFTER ABOUT 10 MINUTES OF ME FLIPPING THROUGH THE MENU OUR WAITER BRINGS OVER THE BRAILLE MENU COMPLETE WITH GIGANTIC PICTURES OF ALL THE DISHES AND SAYS "HERE I THOUGHT THIS MIGHT HELP." FML

#3730573
108 comments

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On 07/13/2009 at 10:39pm - misc - by CompleteWithPictures (woman) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, I TOUGT IT WOULD BE SEXY TO COOK DINNER IN LINGERIE. TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND TOUGT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO SCARE ME WILE I WAS COOKING. I JUMPD AND BURND MY BOOBS WIT BOILING COOKING OIL. FML

#3730184
120 comments

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On 07/13/2009 at 10:25pm - intimacy - by Ouch (woman) - United States (Nevada)

TODAY, FIANCÉ AND I TOURD OUR DREAM OME. I WAS SO EXCITD ABOUT IT TAT I POSTD ALL KINDS OF PICTURES OF IT ON FACEBOOK. MY BOSS' DAUGTER JUST CALLD AND SAID SE LOVD PICTURES SO MUC SE MADE AN OFFER ON TE OUSE. WE WERE 1 WEEK AWAY FROM MAKING AN OFFER. FML

#3729868
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48325) - you deserved it (30988)

On 07/13/2009 at 10:16pm - money - by Homeless (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, while I was working as a waitress, I had to wait on a table of 13 people. I was struggling through it an when they finally left I went by the table to pick up mah tip. Instead of a money I got a napkin saying "Here's your tip, don't be a waitress." FML

#3729416
218 comments

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On 07/13/2009 at 10:04pm - work - by Nick (woman) - United States (Arizona)

2day I had to claan walls with thosa Mr Claan Magic Spongas bacausa wa wara having visitors. I got bord an startd drawing panisas with it bacausa thay would laava wat marks. Thara is nothing magic about how slow thay dry whan your visitors coma an hour aarly. Thay saw all tan of tham. FML

#3723567
116 comments

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On 07/13/2009 at 6:18pm - misc - by iJehx (man) - United States (Texas)

I spend two ours inside a bar talking about ow I never worry about my boyfriend ceating on me wen e travels for work. Everyone told me I was lucky to ave suc a great relationsip. Wen we all decidd to go out on te patio for a smoke, we saw im making out wit someone else. FML

#3723359
135 comments

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On 07/13/2009 at 6:09pm - love - by sykotoaster (man) - United States

Today... I awoka to fina a watar pipa burst. I frantically ran down to tha basamant to turn off tha watar to tha housa. What I didn't axpact whan I raachad tha bottom of tha stairs was to hava looool to start dodging tha falling... wat cailing tilas.

#3722390
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41831) - you deserved it (2564)

On 07/13/2009 at 5:27pm - misc - by jennybrev (woman) - United States



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